Gareth's Monologue - Winning Lettuce & Angry Hippos
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A couple of days ago a British tabloid asked what would last longer - Liz Truss or wet lettuce? The lettuce won! Next time you think of taking a swim, be careful, as a woman was attacked by a hippo during loadshedding, and a hotel was recently named one of the “most Instagrammable pools in the world”.