Come get unqualified solutions to your problems. The answers really are not good but they are definitely funny. Brought to you by Simmi and Ross
Weekly English Explicit South Africa Comedy · Self-Improvement
12 Episodes

Badvice: Running with friends, Running a Prison, Kendrick vs Drake

In this episode Ross really wants to join Simmi on a run but he can"t, There is a war coming, Drake vs Kendrick, Which side are you on? Simmi suggests how Drake should have responded. Simmi and Ross answer your questions badly about dating a person without a social media…
14 May 15 min

Catch your enemies in the wild and wedding speeches!

Be petty with people you have a grudge against. If you see someone who has given you grief in the world - approach them. Also, Go to the police before you go into a fight - you wont regret this advice and wedding speeches. Ross and Simm will help you!
30 Apr 13 min

Inverters and Straat Honds

Should you stay in a relationship for a lithium battery so you have good wifi? How long can people watch Grey's Anatomy for? Can you have a girlfriend who is not your girlfriend but she thinks she is your girlfriend? Simmi and Ross bring you the worst advice
25 Mar 10 min

Husbands who can cook, Danny K and Bunnies

What do you need to do to get a husband who can cook well? Danny K makes 'Breyani' chips and what do you do for animals that are eating your neighbours plants…
1 Mar 14 min

Pelvic injuries, Crushes, Stalking and Crocs

The answer to prevent pelvic injuries, how to impress your crush, what is the difference between stalking and being romantic, know which gym to find love at and also..Crocs, you are not cool. These are the topics for today's episode
6 Feb 14 min

Uber drivers, Springbok Nude Girls and Ponzi scheme

Simmi and Ross give the best bad advice. Do your Uber drivers play the music too loud? Have you ever been catfished by the Springbok Nude Girls, Can't afford a boujee holiday? Set up a ponzi scheme!
26 Jan 10 min

Kissing at a Campsite, Roses, Lawyers letters and Office Romances

Simmi and Ross give you the worst advice possible. Do you want to kiss at a campsite? Would you ever buy 100 roses? Do you ever need a cease and desist letter delivered for a person who is spreading rumours? These are the type of conversations we are having!
18 Jan 9 min

Samoosa Runs, Taylor Swift and the Dating Pool

Some bad advice and some horrible singing. Listen to some bad advice about getting married on a samoosa run (Also find out what that is), sing along to Taylor with your girl, kidney stones, adoption and the dating pool.
11 Jan 11 min

Bridesmaids, Workplace romances and Flooding bathrooms

Simmi and Ross give you the worst answers to your biggest dilemmas. In this episode they speak about forever being the bridesmaid but never the bride, Muslim weddings, Kissing work people, flooding bathrooms and Air BnB’s, saving money by buy Indomie noodles.
18 Dec 2023 12 min

Hiking, Bumble, Heritage Day

Simmi and Ross give some really bad advice about hiking, bumble and heritage day. Thanks for sending us your problems and do not forget to never take these answers seriously because neither of the hosts take the questions seriously either.
4 Nov 2023 10 min