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Just fucking forgive.

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A guided meditation on forgiveness, especially when you don't wanna.

So, light a candle… or don’t. Close your eyes… or don’t.
Just show up exactly as you are.
Content warning: These episodes include strong language, the occasional F-bomb of enlightenment, and themes that go deep.
Listener discretion and an open heart is advised.
Don't listen while you drive, obviously.
Now, let’s fucking meditate.
1 Apr English Explicit South Africa Health & Fitness · Religion & Spirituality

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